The wheels on the cart are coming off, coming off
Coming off, Coming off.
The wheels on the cart are coming off, coming off
All through the town.

The vipers on the cart go hiss, hiss, hiss,
Hiss, hiss, hiss, Hiss, hiss, hiss.
The vipers on the cart go hiss, hiss, hiss,
All around the town.

The Georgie on the cart asks “What to do?
What to do? What to do? ”
The Georgie on the cart asks ” What to do? ”
all through the town.

The Dickie on the cart sneers “Shut your trap;
Shut your trap; Shut your trap.”
The Dickie on the cart sneers “Shut your trap”
all around the town.

The Scooter on the cart whines, “it’s not me,
It’s not me, it’s not me”
The Scooter on the cart whines, “it’s not me,
All round the the town

The Judy on the cart screams, “Get off my arse!”
“Get off my arse,”
“Get off my arse.”
The Judy on the cart screams, “Get off my arse”
all through the town.

The Novak on the cart smirks “I won’t tell,
I won’t tell, I won’t tell;”
The Novak on the cart smirks “I won’t tell,”
all through the town.

The Donnie on the cart shouts “Nuke ‘em all!
Nuke ‘em all, nuke em all!”
The Donnie on the cart shouts “Nuke ‘em all!
All through the town.

The Karl on the cart says nothing at all,
nothing at all, nothing at all.
The Karl on the cart says nothing at all,
All through the town.

The bell on the cart, it tolls for thee
Tolls for thee, tolls for thee.
The bell on the bus, it tolls for thee,
All the way down.